Chinese People Hurting Over Christie's Auction

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Lots have "hurt the feelings of the Chinese people."

And this time, it's Christie's.

Qing dynasty relics looted from the Summer Palace were auctioned off at Christie's and snatched up by anonymous private art collectors.

Beijing is demanding the return of these priceless artifacts and are now backed by more nations.

Jackie Chan said it best: "They remain looted items, no matter whom they were sold to. It was looting yesterday. It is still looting today."

And really, things are starting to become personal:

"All they have to do is to declare they are going to apply human rights, give the Tibetans back their freedom and agree to accept the Dalai Lama on their territory," Pierre Bergé of Christie's said.

"If they do that, I would be very happy to go myself and bring these two Chinese heads to put them in the Summer Palace in Beijing. It's obviously blackmail but I accept that."

And you are stooping to that level.

I don't know with France, but they really want to hold a record for feeling China's wrath.

Last time, it was their President.

Beijing Natives Rap

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I am a certified Pekingese aficionado!

Maybe someday I'll get to master their diction.



More Beijinghua coolnes.

Fakir Magic

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The other night, I dreamt about fakir magic--sort of.

I was accompanying my parents to this spa place. The road going there was very steep. Our destination was a big tree house. We were just walking and walking. My parents did not find the walk difficult, unlike me who was panting all through out.

When we got to the top, the masseuse is an old lady whose face was sunk in. She has a younger-looking assistant but whose face is also rather wrinkled and sunk in. They were wearing brown gypsy robes.

The tree house was very spacious. The furnishings were all made of wood. There was no bed inside, only a mat on the floor.

What is fakir magic? From ThinkQuest--

Fakirs are Indian "magicians". They are supposed to have supernatural powers, and are able to do famous physical feats that defy the maxims of Western Science.

Right from the start, the Western side has always been baffled by the Fakirs, about how they can lie on a bed of nails without getting injured, or even yogis able to keep their head in the soil and survive without air for minutes.

Fakir magic is most famous, or to the Western, infamous for the tricks of levitation and the "rope trick". Fakirs like to perform levitation, whereby they will go inside a tent and seem to lift themself off the ground. After which a helper would remove the tent and show the fakir floating, and the audience can try to find ropes by using their hands and going around the fakir. After a while, the tent is put over the fakir again and slowly he seems to float down, and soon, be on his feet again.

The rope trick is performed when a fakir seems to throw a rope up into the sky and the rope will not drop, instead, hanging straight like a bamboo pole rooted to the ground. Then, he will make one of his child helpers climb up the rope. Upon reaching the top, the child helper will disappear, and soon, the fakir climbs up the rope too. Of course, they will reappear, but this fakir magic clearly baffles people's minds and no one can really give a logical explanation themself. The only people that know the truth, are perhaps, the Indian fakirs themself.


The one about the Indian rope trick is that it did not mention that the fakir will throw the child to the ground with the child's body parts dismembered. Of course in the end, their magic will show that everything is just an illusion.

In my dream, the old lady was performing levitation on the client. After that, she was pressing the face of her client on the ground (like suffocating him). She also twisted his arms and legs in unnatural ways. But surprisingly, the client finished the "massage" unscathed and came out in a very relaxed state.

I was so glad the rope trip was not done. I was covering my eyes all throughout the "massage". You know, with one open; because I was curious.

The old lady used an instrument she called an "Elvis Presley Hole". I do not know where in my subconsciousness that came from. The "hole" takes out the person's urine out of his body without the person actually urinating.

Really weird, I tell you. I think I invented a new term.

Anyway, I just wanted to record this dream.

PS. Can you suddenly feel a cold gust of wind come in?

Chinese Birthdays

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I found out from a friend working in Singapore that our Chinese birthdays are not what we think they are.

In the Philippines, the Chinese New Year celebration is just for one day. After the "Kung Hei Fat Choi" hoopla (which my non-Chinese friends greet me and which I find very weird because I do not even speak a word of Cantonese except for the numbers one up to ten, and yes, "Kung Hei Fat Choi"), everything here is back to normal.

[Now we could go on why President Arroyo would not make CNY a public holiday yet made Ramadan one, but then we would be straying away from the topic.]

In Singapore, they celebrate it for 15 days. And from the words of my friend, "And supposedly on the 7th day, it was 'Human Day' which means everybody turn their Chinese birthday that day!"

Coolness, I thought. How come they never taught this in school? Or maybe I was not listening.

Lucky Charms

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On my HK trip last year, we went to this temple. Joss sticks were everywhere!

I'd love to see those big dragon incense sticks I've read about though.

...which I wasn't able to see, because I think they're only available during CNY.

Still, you can imagine the heavy smoke in the area!

And the temple was so bustling with activity. People definitely went there for a purpose.

Everyone was very intent--on a prayer or wish or request.

















But I like going to its underground "cave" best of all--where the lucky charms and fortune tellers reside!

The papers on the right are like horoscopes. You pick a number out, and you search for your fortune.

Fun stuff. But don't take it very seriously.

They have everything here! From palm readings, etc. Great, curious fun!


















They're just lined up in the hallway, waiting for tourists like me. ;-)

All the competition everywhere. It feels like the 168 Mall (in the Philippines) but in fortune town.

























This is on the other side of the alley. And remember, this is all underground.

You see, Hong Kong is not just shopping everywhere. Sometimes the most interesting places are found in the quirkiness of its culture. :-)

Ongpin On CNY Eve

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I promised I'll post a few shots of CNY eve in Ongpin.

Get ready, they're really awful. :-P


See, quite blurry~~ But I hope your imagination's good enough. Hehe.

Anyway, I'll just post here a picture of my maternal grandfather in his younger years. :-) Of course, right now, he does not look like it. So I was surprised to see this picture at their house.


My mother looks more like him, I suppose. :-)